Prior Chemist’s Kits
Springtime in Paris
There is no place in the world more romantic than Paris. From its inspiring art, daring fashion, and delicious food, Paris is très romantique. And, as they say in Paris, Spring is for lovers.
Spring brings sunkissed weather, flirty dresses, and a sexual awakening that was dormant during the cold winter months. And Springtime in Paris? Well… why do you think they invented the French Kiss?
To spark that awakening, this Chemist’s Kit has everything you need to experience the romance and sexiness of Springtime in Paris. The more you enjoy the fantasy, the more you will be saying “ooh la la!”
Desire: Stationary that captures the essence of Paris
Try sparking desire with a suggestive written note to your partner and leave it in a special place for him or her to find. Perhaps remind your partner of a highlight of your recent sexual interlude. Or, create an invitation for a mysterious date night. Use your imagination and be as racy or explicit as you dare. Ready to role-play? Mail the postcard to your partner and invite him or her to an evening of fantasy. Here’s an example of what you could say:
Mon Cheri!
Greetings from Paris in the Spring. I have finally learned the language of love and I am eager to share! I have been working as a maid in an upscale romantic Hotel in the heart of Paris. Between spending my days keeping things tidy and my nights strolling under the twinkling lights of the city, I realize how much I love you. I return from my journey on ____ and long to share all that I have learned here in the city of love. Au revoir, mon amour…xoxoxo
Foreplay: French maid feather duster & ONO Pleasure Massage Oil
Ooh, la, la…just think of all the erotic areas that can be tickled and aroused using this seductive little duster. A little French attitude along with this cute prop will get your partner oh-so-ready to faire l’amour. Build the anticipation with a sensual French massage using ONO’s premium French vanilla-scented oil. What’s a French massage you ask? Use long, broad strokes and make sure to linger at your partner’s erogenous zones. Not only does this oil feel fabulous and smell divine, it will give your skin a sexy hard-to-resist glow. Once your partner returns the favor, take advantage of your slippery state to rub up against each other. In an instant, your night will be transformed from sexy to magnifique.
Passion: French maid 5-piece outfit
Our sexy little outfit will let you and your partner fully embrace the French maid fantasy. In case you were wondering, the pieces include:
Headband/head piece: start at the top with a perky velvet and lace head band
Lace wristlets (2 pieces): slipped over your wrists, these lacy cuffs add that certain je ne sais quoi
Lace neck ruffle: around the neck, this necklace is the perfect little accessory to give you that sassy air
Apron: doesn’t every French maid need a flirty little apron? Added bonus: you get to choose whether it looks better with panties
or without!
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Peek Inside our latest kit: Valentine’s Night
It’s the most romantic day of the year. And we simply couldn’t let Valentine’s Day pass without giving you and your partner everything you need to turn a romantic candy-filled holiday into something so much more. Ranging from red hot to sweet n’ spicy, the special items we’ve included in this Valentine’s Chemist’s Kit™ will be sure to make your Valentine’s Night unforgettable.
Bonus: And, just for fun, we’ve included Risqué Conversation Heart Candies and a Flirty Feather Boa so you can treat your special someone to a Valentine’s Night unlike anything they have ever experienced before.
Desire: Mimi Pasties by Bijoux Indiscrets

Add some shimmer and shine to your favorite assets. These Sexy Pasties from Bijoux Indiscrets are the perfect way to add a proactive and sophisticated style to your Valentine’s “Night”.
While these beautiful sparkling rhinestone pasties are designed to seductively show off your breasts, think about other exciting places you could wear them. Don’t hesitate to be creative with your placement. Wherever you decide to place these gems, put them on before your romantic night out. Then, drop some hints to your partner about what you are wearing and let his imagination run wild… Before you know it (and before dessert) you’ll both be seeing the red-hot sparks of desire.
Lucky you! These pasties can be used over and over again. Now Valentine’s Night can be any night of the year.
Foreplay: Melt Chocolate Body Fondue by Booty Parlor
What’s better than chocolate, better than sex? Having them both at the same time! Melt Chocolate Body Fondue is a luxurious chocolate paint made especially for the body. Get creative and frisky with this jar of delicious body paint and use the brush to create art you can eat!
Write naughty words on your lover’s back (or other tempting body parts) and have your “canvas” guess what you’re writing. If they’re right, you get to lick it off! The good news is that Melt is just as divine with ice cream, fruit, a spoon… Another bonus?? Melt is virtually fat-free!
Passion: Vibrating Panty Pal Heart Tickler by California Exotic
Designed to be used anytime, anyplace or anywhere! This soft, textured stimulator feels perfect on the naked skin anywhere you want to experience quiet vibrations. Its heart shape is a perfect reminder of Valentine’s Day as well as the perfect fit for both of your pleasure spots.
A private pleasure or a shared secret…that’s up to you! Either way, this will be the best heart-shaped gem you receive this Valentine’s Day. Tell your partner what you are hiding and watch his mind begin to race with Valentine Day’s fantasies. Or, once you’ve both ascended from Foreplay into Passion, have your partner cup the heart in his palm and apply it to your erogenous zones to create an equally satisfying climax for both of you.
Tips for adding some romantic touches to heat up your Valentine’s Day
Don’t Discount the Virtual Touch
If you’re not already in the habit of the occasional racy text message, now is a great time to start! Why not let your partner know that you are thinking of them, even during the busy course of the day? Steamy messages can be a great way to remind your partner how much you value the intimate part of your relationship.
Food as Foreplay
Food is sexy! Be creative in putting together a romantic Valentine’s menu. There are many foods known for their purported aphrodisiac value. How about oysters, raw or grilled on the bbq for a few minutes? Or try eggs, a reliable source of L-arginine, an amino acid that’s been shown to be effective in enhancing male libido. And of course, there is always chocolate. You can also throw in some lush, decadent ingredients to sex up your meal: caviar, truffles or truffle oil, lobster, foie gras…
Setting the Mood
Valentine’s Day is the perfect time to take the little extra steps to set an intimate mood. Candles, flower petals on the bed, soft lighting in the bedroom, a steamy scented bath, sexy music…all are ways to put you and your partner in the mood and stimulate those erotic thoughts. Pull out all the stops…Valentine’s Night comes just once a year!
What you missed in our October Chemist’s Kit
Back by popular demand…our October kit is inspired by Fifty Shades of Grey by E.L. James.
It’s rare that a book gets people talking so openly about intimacy. Fifty Shades of Grey is on everyone’s minds (and reading lists) and we simply couldn’t let it pass without seeking some inspiration. BDSM aside, what truly inspired us—and this Chemist’s Kit™—was how to ask for, receive and share utter and complete pleasure. Read on to see what was inside…
DESIRE PHASE: “Bedroom Commands”

You may not be ready to channel your inner Christian Grey, but you and your partner can take turns playfully being in control. Bedroom Commands is a card game that will set the mood. It includes two decks: one you and one for your partner. Simply select a card (or two) to reveal the action for the evening or the hour. Some cards are funny, and some are sexy, but all are guaranteed to take you to a new level of desire. When you’re ready to engage in a night of colorful passion, put a few cards in your pocket and reveal them when he’s not expecting it.
FOREPLAY PHASE: Duo from Bijoux Indiscrets

This month we have not one but two items from one of our favorite brands, Bijoux Indiscrets. Surprise your partner with something better than a grey necktie, by gently wrapping his wrists in Bijoux’s luxurious satin scarves. Each scarf measures 27″ in length and has inspirational words of love and lust as an abstract background.

Next, trace Bijoux’s Tickle Me Tickler over the contours of each other’s body. Be sure to linger on those sensitive spots such as your breasts and his inner thighs. Made of Maribou feathers and a ribbon covered handle, take your time and enjoy every minute of teasing and pleasing each other. Bonus! The scarf doubles as a blindfold so one (or both) of you can relinquish control and enjoy every minute of having to guess what will happen next.
PASSION PHASE: Powerbullet

Here’s your chance to put “fifty shades of power” into your relationship. Literally. The Powerbullet is the most versatile sensory toy you will ever experience. It is waterproof and boasts three powerful speeds. The possibilities are endless and that’s just the point…use your imagination and explore new ways to tantalize each other with touch. While tied with the scarves, gently roll the bullet between your palm and your partner’s erogenous zones. On him, be sure to stop at his lips, neck and buttocks. On her, stop at the tip of her nipples and slowly encircle her most sensitive area. Add additional sensations with the Powerbullet. Start by blindfolding your partner, then trace the bullet with the warmth of your breath, the wetness of your tongue, the tingling of an ice cube, or even the stickiness of honey. Feel powerful as you give your partner the gift of ecstasy over and over again…
Can you believe, all this for less than what you would spend on a monthly mani/pedi or weekly wax? When was the last time you experienced utter and complete pleasure from a foot spa? Kits cost less than buying each item separately and, lucky you, we eliminate the guesswork and blush-factor of a retail store.
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What you missed in our October Kit
If our eyes are the windows to our souls, our mouths surely must be the doorway to passion. After all, our lips formed that first seductive smile, our breath whispered the first meaningful words to our partner, and our tongue transformed an innocent kiss into something more…From mouthwatering flavors to magnificent moves, this month’s Kit, themed “Oral Pleasures” has all that you and your partner need to simply open up and say ahhh…
Desire Phase: Desire: Bijoux’s Naughty Lolli & Kama Sutra’s Lover’s Body Paint
We’re delighted to treat your taste buds to, not one but, TWO delicious and passion-filled products. Bijoux’s Naughty Lolli will bring you closer together, literally. This cherry-flavored lollipop for two will have you enjoying every sweet second until your lips finally meet.
Kama Sutra’s Lover’s Body Paint is the perfect way to introduce some sexy fun into your routine. Chocolate is a classic romance food, so why not utilize its intimacy-inducing properties in a new way? Use the supple body brush to paint seductive sayings on each other’s body. Or, paint a path to pleasure and then kiss it off one tantalizing
Foreplay: Going Down Guide
We’ve searched far and wide and are excited to bring you an approachable and couple-friendly guide to the mysterious art of oral pleasure. The Going Down Guide by Emily Dubberley and Al Needham is the perfect book for all skill levels, whether you’re a proclaimed oral expert or new to the art. Inside the book you’ll find everything from beginner tips to advanced techniques and extra ways to supplement your oral action. Whether you’ve been together for years or are a new couple, we guarantee that you will find at least one new trick that will leave your partner begging for more! Most original tip? Introduce “Space Dust” (the candy that bursts in your mouth) into your next oral adventure.
Passion: Swede’s Fruity Love Lubricant
From Sweden with love, Swede’s Fruity Love Lubricant in Sparkling Strawberry is a deliciously tempting flavored lube that is perfect for your oral adventures. We love Swede because, not only does it taste like delicious strawberry champagne, it is also completely natural, long lasting, and pH balanced with a smooth and gentle feel. The subtle fruity flavor will sweeten up your love life while stimulating your senses in more than one way. Best of all? Swede’s Fruity Love Lubricant can be used during all phases of intimacy. Use it as a water-based intimate massage gel during Desire or as a tasty stimulant during Foreplay. With Swede, the delicious possibilities are endless.
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What you missed in our June Chemist’s Kit
With the summer reaching its peak temperatures outside, we decided to create a kit that would help you reach your peak indoors. We all know there’s no better way to cool down than in water and this kit has all you and your partner need to create your very own soaked sexcapades whether it’s at the beach, in a pool, or in your shower. So, strip-down, lather up, and get ready to get wet!
Desire: Booty Parlor’s Naughty Bubbles!
We’re thrilled to offer you a product from one of our absolute favorite brands. Booty Parlor, the beauty parlor for your love life, was conceived on the premise that confidence is the sexiest thing a woman can have. Naughty Bubbles is deeply sexy, tuberose-scented liquid sin, specially formulated to lather you in naughtiness. If sinking into a sumptuous soak is your idea of ecstasy, Naughty Bubbles is going to be your new favorite bath time companion. Pamper yourself alone, with a toy, or with your favorite filthy-minded playmate. The seduction doesn’t end with your bath. Shimmering “glisten beads” leave a sexy sheen on your skin that’s perfect before a racy night out… or in.
Foreplay: Cosmo’s Aqua Kama Sutra
Ready to take it to the next level? From the editors of your favorite ready-to-reveal magazine, Cosmopolitan, comes a book that blends the eastern mysticism of the Kama Sutra with the western obsession with sex-in-the-shower. This 63-page completely waterproof book will make your water adventure a success. Packed with colorful illustrations, detailed instructions and aqua sex tips so hot you’ll absolutely need to be in water to cool down.
Passion: A Rubber Duckie (with a Secret)
Don’t worry; this is not your typical Rubber Duckie that spends all day bobbing around on top of your bubble bath. This Rubber Duckie much prefers to be beneath the bubbles. What’s the secret you ask? Well, it’s not the beak—it’s the motion! These little repro-duck-tions are irresistible especially when they emit a powerful vibration, which our panelists tell us is very effective. While experimenting with Cosmo’s Aqua Kama Sutra, have your partner hold the Duckie in just the right spot. Or, return the favor. You’ll be surprised just how pleasing the feeling can be for him. Of course, the Duckie is completely waterproof. But best of all, the Duckie is discreet enough to leave in your tub at all times. Only you and your partner will know that it secretly makes you say H2Ohhhhhhh!
Bonus!
Did you know? Having sex in the water can dry out your natural lubrication. Cosmo’s Aqua Kama Sutra recommends using only silicone- based lube during waterplay because it is completely waterproof (p. 8). So, we’ve thrown in a few packets of our favorite: Sliquid’s Liquid Silver.
Can you believe, all this for less than what you would spend on a monthly mani/pedi or weekly wax? When was the last time you experienced utter and complete pleasure from a foot spa? Kits cost less than buying each item separately and, lucky you, we eliminate the guesswork and blush-factor of a retail store.
Wish you could experience this type of bedroom bliss? Sign up for a subscription on our Order Page.
What you Missed in our May Chemist’s Kit
We’ve received overwhelming excitement about our May kit which is inspired by Fifty Shades of Grey by E.L. James.
It’s rare that a book gets people talking so openly about intimacy. Fifty Shades of Grey is on everyone’s minds (and reading lists) and we simply couldn’t let it pass without seeking some inspiration. BDSM aside, what truly inspired us—and May’s Chemist’s Kit™—was how to ask for, receive and share utter and complete pleasure. Read on to see what was inside…
DESIRE PHASE: “Bedroom Commands”

You may not be ready to channel your inner Christian Grey, but you and your partner can take turns playfully being in control. Bedroom Commands is a card game that will set the mood. It includes two decks: one you and one for your partner. Simply select a card (or two) to reveal the action for the evening or the hour. Some cards are funny, and some are sexy, but all are guaranteed to take you to a new level of desire. When you’re ready to engage in a night of colorful passion, put a few cards in your pocket and reveal them when he’s not expecting it.
FOREPLAY PHASE: Duo from Bijoux Indiscrets

This month we have not one but two items from one of our favorite brands, Bijoux Indiscrets. Surprise your partner with something better than a grey necktie, by gently wrapping his wrists in Bijoux’s luxurious satin scarves. Each scarf measures 27″ in length and has inspirational words of love and lust as an abstract background.

Next, trace Bijoux’s Tickle Me Tickler over the contours of each other’s body. Be sure to linger on those sensitive spots such as your breasts and his inner thighs. Made of Maribou feathers and a ribbon covered handle, take your time and enjoy every minute of teasing and pleasing each other. Bonus! The scarf doubles as a blindfold so one (or both) of you can relinquish control and enjoy every minute of having to guess what will happen next.
PASSION PHASE: Powerbullet

Here’s your chance to put “fifty shades of power” into your relationship. Literally. The Powerbullet is the most versatile sensory toy you will ever experience. It is waterproof and boasts three powerful speeds. The possibilities are endless and that’s just the point…use your imagination and explore new ways to tantalize each other with touch. While tied with the scarves, gently roll the bullet between your palm and your partner’s erogenous zones. On him, be sure to stop at his lips, neck and buttocks. On her, stop at the tip of her nipples and slowly encircle her most sensitive area. Add additional sensations with the Powerbullet. Start by blindfolding your partner, then trace the bullet with the warmth of your breath, the wetness of your tongue, the tingling of an ice cube, or even the stickiness of honey. Feel powerful as you give your partner the gift of ecstasy over and over again…
Can you believe, all this for less than what you would spend on a monthly mani/pedi or weekly wax? When was the last time you experienced utter and complete pleasure from a foot spa? Kits cost less than buying each item separately and, lucky you, we eliminate the guesswork and blush-factor of a retail store.
Wish you could experience this type of bedroom bliss? Sign up for a subscription on our Order Page.
What you missed in our March Chemist’s Kit
Many of you have asked if you could learn more about what is actually IN our Chemist’s Kits. Thanks for asking! We’re more than happy to reveal what was in our fabulous March Kit… as well as share what some of our panelists had to say.
In March, we were kickin’ it old school by honoring the origin of our current romantic reverie: The Great Date Night.
Let’s face it, every one of us who are currently in a relationship started off with a mind-blowing sparks-flying pheromone-mingling Great Date Night. And so it got us thinking… how can we break free of the familiar routine of “dinner at the local restaurant where you know the waiter’s first name, followed by a movie on the couch where you both pass out by 10pm” and get closer to how date nights used to be… when you had to put some thought into it?
After talking to several panelists, we were definitely on to something. As it turns out, a Great Date Night is pretty much guaranteed to create amazing chemistry in the bedroom. And here’s why. Whatever happens prior to intimacy establishes the mood for what kind of intimacy will be experienced later. So, if your date is predictable and familiar, chances are so will be your time beneath the sheets. But, if you and your partner can conjure up a date that’s creative and sexy, you’re guaranteed to experience something equally as thrilling when it’s time to turn down the lights.
With that in mind, March’s atomic trio included products handpicked to offer endless possibilities of exciting dates and the nights thereafter.
DESIRE PHASE: “500 Great Dates”

A great Date Night can’t happen without a great date. And, with Redbook’s “500 Great Dates”, you’ll never run out of ideas! Couples who have been together for 3 weeks or 3 decades crave those just-for-two experiences to stay close and connected. Inside this book there are 500 great ideas for spending time together, some romantic and sexy, some grand, and others are just pure fun. Remember: your date sets the mood for what comes after the date so the only rule is “avoid the familiar” (because who wants familiar sex?).
From one of our panelists: “I absolutely love this book and what it’s done for our relationship. Whenever I’m out of ideas on how to keep things fun and fresh, I flip to a random page and commit to that date night this week. I’ve even picked a page and handed it to my husband to work out the details. Actually, he loves this because he says it takes the pressure off of having to plan something new and he knows I’ll like it.” -Amanda, Dallax TX
FOREPLAY PHASE: Bijoux Indiscrets Bling Bling Diamond Body Dust

Diamonds are a girl’s best friend…especially on date nights! Bling Bling Diamond Body Dust will become your favorite go-to product for date nights to instantly transform you from perfect partner to sexy vixen with just a few puffs of diamond sparkles. Before your date, puff your neck, shoulders and between your breasts for an illuminating and eye catching glow. Did we mention this body dust is edible? After your date, reapply to any areas that his lips are likely to come in contact with your skin for a sweet kissable sensation. Shimmer and you will see the gleam of pure desire in his eyes.
From one of our panelists: “I love treating myself to something flirty and feminine before a date…I guess it sort of helps remind me of my inner sexiness. The Diamond Body Dust was fab. I felt super sexy and my boyfriend enjoyed kissing me all over after dinner (if you know what I mean). He said I shimmered and tasted yummy.” -Amy, St. Louis MO
PASSION PHASE: Sex Kitten Lipstick Vibe

No date night is complete with out a little lipstick, right? Especially if this lipstick has a secret… We couldn’t think of a more appropriate product to take you from Foreplay to Passion than Sex Kitten’s Lipstick Vibe. The possibilities of how to incorporate this unapologetically sexy and ferociously fun vibe into your date night are endless. Toss the travel-sized vibrator in your purse and find a private moment to reveal it’s power to your partner (and have him reveal it to you if you dare!). Or, wait until you get home to freshen up with both actual lipstick as well as the magic of this discreet but powerful little vibe. Either way, we just know that the feminine and sexy appearance will remind you of your inner vixen at next date night.
From one of our panelists: “OMG. This product changed my life. First of all it is super cute and discreet. We’re going on a trip next week and I have absolutely no problem putting it in my luggage because it looks exactly like a tube of lipstick! Second, I’m new to vibes and I’ve got to tell you it completely transformed our sex life. I used it when my hubby and I were intimate and I’ve never experienced a more enjoyable night of passion before. I think I’m going to try a racier date night soon and bring it out with me!” -Jessica, Rochester NY
BONUS: Members were also treated to Love Elixir Warming Lotion as a little gift to keep their date nights hot! When massaged, a gentle breath becomes delightfully warm when you apply to sensitive areas.
Can you believe, all this for less than what you would spend on a monthly mani/pedi or weekly wax? That’s at least 500 original fun and sexy dates for you and your partner plus a bunch of products that you can use over and over again. Kits cost less than buying each item separately and, lucky you, we eliminate the guesswork and blush-factor of a retail store. How far did your twinkle toes get you this month?
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